if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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