it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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