this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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