weddingsv make me drug and hornr
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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