so that wasnt chicken after all
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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