We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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