problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You were trust falling into bushes
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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