wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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