she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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