do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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