i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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