I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I love you. Go after that dick
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