Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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