Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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