turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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