in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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