I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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