I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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