Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We have so much sex to catch up on
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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