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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I checked into jail on foursquare
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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