did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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