How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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