Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I wish I could punch you in the face.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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