Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
