Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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