I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
