yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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