For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Can you bring me the toilet please
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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