You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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