She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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