lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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