But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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