I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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