pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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