I was born with a shot glass in my hand
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
