actually, I'm a sock model
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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