Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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