vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
