My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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