Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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