dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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