Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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