dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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