Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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