the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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