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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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