Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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