is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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