Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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