singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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